Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall? A: You wave at her!
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture has been taken.
Q: What are the differences between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more and more people in a night.
Q: What can you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What goes on when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ rises!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling next door when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe after dark medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To determine what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter towards the doctor? A: She thought it had been pregnant because missed a period.
Q: How can you obtain a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a flash light in her ears.
Q: Did you learn about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck inside a trap, chewed off three legs and was still being stuck.
Q: What do you see when you look straight into a blonde's eyes? A: The rear of her head.
Q: How about we blondes have elevator jobs? A: They do not know the path.
Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture has been taken.
Q: What are the differences between blondes and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more and more people in a night.
Q: What can you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What goes on when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease? A: Her IQ rises!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling next door when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe after dark medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To determine what was on the other side.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter towards the doctor? A: She thought it had been pregnant because missed a period.
Q: How can you obtain a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a flash light in her ears.
Q: Did you learn about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck inside a trap, chewed off three legs and was still being stuck.
Q: What do you see when you look straight into a blonde's eyes? A: The rear of her head.
Q: How about we blondes have elevator jobs? A: They do not know the path.
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